Haiku Spam

Haiku, as defined in Wikipedia:

Due to the various views and practices today, it is impossible to single out any current style or format or subject matter as definitive “haiku”. Nonetheless, some of the more common practices in English are:

• Use of three (or fewer) lines of no more than 17 total syllables;
• Use of a season word (kigo);
• Use of a cut or caesura (sometimes indicated by a punctuation mark) to contrast and compare, implicitly, two events, images, or situations.

The idea here is to take email bacn or spam, or perhaps even intentional communication, and simplify it down to Haiku format.