Haiku Spam


Health Insurance
October 15, 2007, 6:38 am
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Hi – health insurance

that you can afford, my friend –

is inside my van

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Popcorn Lung
September 30, 2007, 9:35 pm
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Sticky yellow death-

Mesothelioma, ha!

Lawyers now chase corn.



Increase your size
September 30, 2007, 9:22 pm
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Now two inches more-

ManSter can enlarge your groin!

Doubtful, sighs the man



Christian Dating Spam
September 30, 2007, 9:15 pm
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Devoted to love-

Christian lovers want you, friend

to love them weekdays



Macy’s Gift Card
September 30, 2007, 9:07 pm
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gift card in the mail

act now, act now, don’t you know

a shopping spree waits?