Health Insurance
Hi – health insurance
that you can afford, my friend –
is inside my van
Popcorn Lung
Sticky yellow death-
Mesothelioma, ha!
Lawyers now chase corn.
Increase your size
Now two inches more-
ManSter can enlarge your groin!
Doubtful, sighs the man
Macy’s Gift Card
gift card in the mail
act now, act now, don’t you know
a shopping spree waits?
Haiku Spam 